It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.” ―Fran Lebowitz It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. “ If you’re looking for a way to prove your love to me, just pause your game.”.But I had to take another look to be sure.” “ It was love at first sight for me with you.“ Women hope men will change after marriage, but they don’t men hope women won’t change, but they do.” ―Bettina Arndt.“ What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.” ―Cindy Garner.“ Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.” ―Kathy Mohnke.Mine worked quite well until the moment I met you.“ “ It is funny how the human mind works.“ Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” ―George Burns.“ Love is being stupid together.” ―Paul Valery.“ Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.” ―Chelsea Handler.You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else.” ―Jean Kerr “ Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window.“ I still remember the day you whispered those four words to me ― I’ll do the dishes.”.If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” ―Socrates They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.” ―Rita Rudner “ I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.“ People do stupid things when in love ― like me sending you this text saying I miss you.”.“ You must be made of Iodine, Livermorium, and Uranium because I Lv U!”.“ While I may be left-handed, I’ve yet to figure out that my spouse is always right!” ―Matthew Alan House.“ Every day I look at you, I can’t help but wonder what made you a lucky man.“ The day I preferred you over a burger, I knew it was true love.”.“ Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.” ―Ambrose Bierce.“ I don’t love you with my heart I love you with my belly cause it’s bigger.”.“ I think I lack vitamin U in my life.”.“ I miss crawling into a man’s arm, kissing his neck, saying those three little words into his ear, ‘And another thing…” ―Felicia Michaels.“ I love you as much as I’m annoyed by you, which is quite a lot.”.“ No, I don’t get butterflies in my stomach when I’m with you I get the entire zoo!“.I can’t sleep at night cause I’m hungry.” I can’t eat in the afternoon cause I think of you. “ I can’t eat in the morning cause I think of you.“ Love is sharing your popcorn.” ―Charles M.But alas! A human’s life is not that long.” I need a geek who can get my naked photos off the cloud.” -Whitney Cummings I don’t need a big, strong man to fight off a tiger. I don’t need an alpha male to protect me. “ I hate you for stealing my heart, so I plan to steal your last name.”.“ The tingly feeling you get when you meet someone is common sense leaving your body.”.
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